GONNA

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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