whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Hillary Clinton

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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