What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I am a joke. I am funny.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Thumbs this up

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Basically copying you.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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