- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

knock knock how there me ok come in

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.