- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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