I am a women

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What rhymes with milk...milf

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Black Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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