How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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I'm sn otter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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