- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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knock knock come in!

brock has small hands for a small job

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

what did the old lady die of old age...

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

I just found out i have cancer.

Jake. Walsh.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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