- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

a person who will soon die of beeties

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

knock knock There's no door

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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