What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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