What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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nickel back

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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