Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Hitler

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

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