What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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