holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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