Im black

What can make you pee? Liquid

Neither have I

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock knock Come in

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

everybody loves raymond

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Anti Joke

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