Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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