I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Anti Joke

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