- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Your mom.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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