God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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woman's rights

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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