- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

a man walked into a bar....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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