Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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taking out the trash... at night

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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