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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

once upon a time, it snowed

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I am a women

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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