- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

once upon a time, it snowed

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A sober Amy Winehouse

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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