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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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