- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Your mom.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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