- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

My penis is big... not.

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