- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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