what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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