- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

womens rights

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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