Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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GADZOOKS!

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Poop swing

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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