That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Anti Joke

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