What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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