- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Misner is a twat.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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