People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

The person below me is weird.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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