Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

men's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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