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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Grammer is very important

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

knock knock get lost!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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