- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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