What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What is a chair?

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Lil' Wayne

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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