- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

cancer

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

children burning

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Knock Knock! Come in.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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