A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

troll----> hahaha---->

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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