Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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