- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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