Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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The jets are a good team..

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Womens' sports

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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