- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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