What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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