black chicken. kfc

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

once upon a time, it snowed

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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