- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Poop

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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