Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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