Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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PSN IS UP

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Anti Joke

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