why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Womens rights !

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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