- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

You just read this ..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Oh...okay, good.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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