Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Corn Muffins

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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no

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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