- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

women's rights

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religion

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Weed.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A French man gets into a fight

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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