A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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