In soviet russia, roses are violet

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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