Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Brad Fuller!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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