What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets should be purple

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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