- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How would you rule?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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