- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Donald Trump.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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