- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

its all aodhan

bryden is a faggot

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

what is a bracket? a bracket

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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