What happened to your hamster? It died.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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its all aodhan

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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