- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

AIDS

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Poop

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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