- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

My tractor broke down.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

So, how 'bout that airline food?

men's rights.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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