my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Womens rights !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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