What's big and long? My dick.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Top Gear USA

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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