When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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