- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A black person walks out of KFC

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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