- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What you reading? reading?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Womens rights !

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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