- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your grandma's cookies.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Me Neither.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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