- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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