What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

a horse walks into a blender ow

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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