- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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