A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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