What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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woman's rights

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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