- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

womens rights

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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