- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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