What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Weed.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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pee

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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