How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Lets go Yankees

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Catholicism.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

religion

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

He walked in a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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