- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

gay people

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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