a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

So a baby seal walks into a club

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Anti Joke

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