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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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