Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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cancer

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

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