- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

That's what SHE said!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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