What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Gay Rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A kid has no friends.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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