- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A cat playing laser tag.

say cheese

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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