What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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