what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Womens Rights

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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