- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Women's rights...

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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