Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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