what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Do you know the muffin man? No

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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