Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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its snowing on mount fuji

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

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