What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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