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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

H o m o comes out as homo

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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