- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Butt poop.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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