- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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