Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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