What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

There's a god, just kidding.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

"knock knock" "Come in"

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

acualy is dolan

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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