A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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stinky boner

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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hello anomonous

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Testicles.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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