Chuck Norris screams in pain.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Wait what? I did not type that!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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