- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Democracy.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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