Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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all jokes aside...

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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its all aodhan

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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