- Anti Joke

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

butt sex

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Wait what? I did not type that!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.