A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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