- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

you lose.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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