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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Caca.

Why was the woman?

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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