What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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