What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Womens Rights

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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