Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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learn the ropes?

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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