What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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sharks

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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