- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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